college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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