We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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