i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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