sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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