Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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