And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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