i permit you to call me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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