Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
kristin has been a bad kristin
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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