Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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