is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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