I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I can't put those talents on a resume
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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