And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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