Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
BRING THE BAGELS
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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