Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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