Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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