Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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