Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Too much gin, very little bucket
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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