that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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