Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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