On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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