first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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