I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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