he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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please don't ironically join a cult
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