What a fucking waste of an outfit
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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