2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
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I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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