If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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