Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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