No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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