when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
kristin has been a bad kristin
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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