did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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