halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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