Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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