i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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