I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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