You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Someone came in the potted fern
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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