Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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