it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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