my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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