I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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