I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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