This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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