Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
pray to the hookup gods
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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