do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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