But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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