I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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