Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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