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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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