Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have post one night stand depression
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