his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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