: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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