ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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