Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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