Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
