dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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